1 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,342 - So how'd it go? 2 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,719 - He was actually kind of nice. 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,887 - See, I told you it would go well. 4 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:14,681 - Second date Friday! 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,018 - Ah, that's why you're working out at 11:00 at night. 6 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,602 - Um, okay, talk tomorrow. 7 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:20,854 - Okay, I love you. - Love you. 8 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:23,440 - Bye. - Bye. 9 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:26,317 Okay. 10 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,111 - What's up? What's up, guys? 11 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,696 Welcome back to Exoglass Studios. 12 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:30,840 It's your girl, Roxie, and I'm here 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,532 with your 30-minute hip workout. 14 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:33,867 But that's enough talking. 15 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,553 Let's get right into it with some jumping jacks. 16 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,871 Here we go. And one, two. 17 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,873 Get those arms all the way up overhead. 18 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,377 You got this. We're just getting started. 19 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,629 And three. Right into butt kicks. 20 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,131 Two. Last one. 21 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,799 Butt kick. 22 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,344 I'm bringing my heels all the way to my booty. 23 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,041 You're doing great. 24 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,418 Go ahead and add in those arms. 25 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,754 Good. Squat nice and low. 26 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:31,257 Kill those squats. Hold it here and pulse. 27 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,927 Four, three, we're going into fasties, 28 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,929 two, almost there. 29 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:55,573 Four, three, two, one more, and release. 30 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,868 Come on, I know it's hurting, but it hurts so good. 31 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,371 Whew, you are gonna feel that in the morning. 32 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,248 And we're not done yet. Now, let's run it out. 33 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,208 Hustle, hustle, hustle. 34 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,969 - And Nathan Bartlett steps up to serve. 35 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,847 It's match point for the biggest win of his career. 36 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:22,267 Let's see if he's got the eye of the tiger. 37 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,643 Forehand down the line. Winner! 38 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,270 Nathan Bartlett takes out 39 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,272 world number one Roger Federer 6-4, 6-2. 40 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,857 - Little slow there, Roger. 41 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,942 - What a gutsy, never-say-die win. 42 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,821 Could Bartlett be America's next top ten player? 43 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,698 - Based on the patterns we discovered, 44 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,718 we fear the Westside Ripper will strike again soon. 45 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,327 - Do we have to wake up to murder every morning? 46 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,009 - They're talking about that serial killer 47 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,348 that's basically in our back yard. 48 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,790 It is so exciting. 49 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,768 - Shouldn't we be playing "Baby Mozart" or something? 50 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,463 - The signs are up. The flyers are out. 51 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,715 I'm baking cookies like a fucking Keebler elf. 52 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,842 This house is gonna move fast. - It better. 53 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,361 The sellers are losing their patience. 54 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,887 - All right, I got this, Paul. 55 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,056 - Ow, shit, that's hot. - Obviously. 56 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,183 I just took them out. Are those are my pants? 57 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,994 - Well, it's not like you're gonna be wearing them anymore. 58 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,228 - Ugh. - Love you. 59 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,438 Morning. - Morning. 60 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,190 - The cookies are awesome. 61 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,733 - I used to have an ass like that. 62 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,568 - You still have an ass like that. 63 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,962 - And my sister is having so much more sex 64 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,154 than I ever did. - Really? 65 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,364 - Yeah. - Speak for yourself. 66 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:19,824 - Oh, excuse me? - I did really good. 67 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,201 - Don't forget the pizza. 68 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,540 - I found both victims lying beside each other. 69 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,292 The killer had dismembered the bodies. 70 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,837 - Detective Hardwick of the Chicago Homicide Division 71 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,090 was the first to arrive at the horrific scene. 72 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,384 - He cut off the arms, the hands, the legs, 73 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:40,428 the heads, everything. 74 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,222 Then he put the bodies back together, 75 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,599 except for one small detail. 76 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,393 He swapped the heads. 77 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,231 - Hey, excuse me. - Hi. 78 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,441 - Has the open house started yet? 79 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,527 - Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, of course. 80 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,904 I'm Ava. You can go and head in. 81 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,155 I'll be right behind you. 82 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,281 - Cool. - Yeah. 83 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,701 - Yeah. - Okay. Wow. 84 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:06,204 Edgeless pool and spa, facing south, 85 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,164 so you know you get the sun all day. 86 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,749 Huge barbecue area. 87 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,127 I mean, it's your own private resort 88 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,753 back here, right? 89 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,423 So you've got the one bedroom downstairs and four upstairs. 90 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,466 It's about 5,000 square feet. 91 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,301 - Have you been doing this long? 92 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,886 - Real estate? - Mm-hmm. 93 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,221 - Like five years. 94 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,390 - Do you enjoy it? 95 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,100 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. 96 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,953 Actually, I mean, when you meet a couple that, you know, 97 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,729 finds their dream house, a place where 98 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,982 they wanna raise their family, it's a really sweet moment. 99 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,703 - Love the view. - Hmm? 100 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,787 - The view? - Mm. 101 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,290 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's a g... 102 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:15,106 - What's up, Jim? Ladies, good morning. 103 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,860 Tess, you gotta turn your shoulders more. 104 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,531 There it is. - Thanks, Coach. 105 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,162 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 106 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:32,999 You gotta try the yellowtail. Herb's new menu is amazing. 107 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,877 - Can we talk for a moment? - Oh, yeah. 108 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:42,717 - So what do you think? 109 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,929 - Yeah, it's... It's not quite what I'm after. 110 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,681 - Okay. 111 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,308 - Management wants to make a change. 112 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,893 - What kind of change? 113 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,354 - They want a new director of tennis. 114 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,651 - Wait, what? Am I being fired? 115 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,861 - Well, more like demoted. 116 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,488 - I've been here for 17 years. 117 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,365 - Yes, I think that's part of the issue. 118 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,866 - Wait, Michelle, I... 119 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,160 I... I helped build this club. 120 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,038 There was 200 members here when I first arrived. 121 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,791 - You don't have any other Palisades listings, do you? 122 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,585 - No, no, not this week, so... 123 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,546 - But I did see you had a few listings in Palms 124 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,047 for one-bedroom apartments. 125 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,553 - Yeah. - Mason's taking over. 126 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,054 - Mason? - Yeah. 127 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,974 - The new guy? He's 25 years old. 128 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,308 - 24. - He is? 129 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,395 - Yeah, but his Cardio and Cocktails, killing it. 130 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,564 - Watch it all the way. 131 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:38,732 Come on, Amy. - Oh. 132 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,608 - Ooh, missed a shot and take a shot. 133 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,902 Come on, meet me here. - That's not tennis. 134 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,112 - Okay. 135 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,739 - Yeah, but stay-at-home moms love him. 136 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,907 - They don't love him. They're drunk. 137 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,910 - I'm thinking you're stuck in the low-end market. 138 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,704 You can't get out, and your boss gave you 139 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,081 this listing as a favor. 140 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,460 Well, you gotta start somewhere, right? 141 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,465 - You know I'm gonna be a dad soon, right? 142 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,775 - I have a family too. - I know you do. 143 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,301 You have a beautiful family. 144 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,624 - And that's why Mason's in and you're moving to red ball. 145 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,849 - Red ball? - I'm sorry. 146 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,685 - That's for five-year-olds. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 147 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,240 - Hey, bad news, no offers on the house. 148 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,534 - Oh, fantastic. 149 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,786 I just got fired. 150 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,162 - What? Are you serious? 151 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,789 - Well, demoted. 152 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,291 - I think the toilet's broken. - Wait a minute, what happened? 153 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,542 - I lost my power base. 154 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,044 All the moms moved over to Mason... 155 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,046 Cardio and Cocktail. - Mason, that young one? 156 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,607 That new hot coach over there? - Okay, take it easy. 157 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,858 He's not that hot. - This is bullshit. 158 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,485 After everything you've done for that place? 159 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,136 - Yeah, I'm on commission... Red ball. 160 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,304 - The five-year-olds? 161 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,014 - Guys, hey, I need some help, like, now. 162 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,057 - Ugh, what? 163 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,642 - What the fuck is going on, Tory? 164 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,185 - Oh, oh! 165 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,520 - I don't know what to do! 166 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,938 - What happened? - I don't know. 167 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:04,025 It just started overflowing. - No! 168 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,694 Oh, no. 169 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,153 - Right this way. 170 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,239 I've got quite a treat for you here... 171 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,450 Our flagship product, the Toto Aquia. 172 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,660 - Ooh. 173 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,704 - Automatic lid, air dry, heated seat, 174 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:20,291 bidet, and a unique glazed throat 175 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,043 that eliminates debris. 176 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:26,214 - Oh, that sounds, uh, great, but do you have any toilets? 177 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,384 - I think he... It's probably a little 178 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,635 out of our price range. 179 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,846 - It's $4,000. - Ooh. 180 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,681 - Yeah, do you have one that you could 181 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,558 just sit on and go poop? 182 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,059 - Oh, my God. - Is that available? 183 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,894 - Are you serious? - What? 184 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,688 Yeah, money's tight. 185 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,440 We're gonna be fine. I have plans. 186 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,858 You'll see. 187 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,711 We're all gonna be living in a Malibu beach house 188 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,111 in no time, trust me. 189 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,672 - Is it the tennis academy that you've been 190 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,031 talking about for years? 191 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,341 Because I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. 192 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:56,494 - No, actually, it's a tennis podcast, right? 193 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,204 I talk about my time on the tour, 194 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,247 the ups, the downs. 195 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,433 I think people will really like it. 196 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,750 What do you think? 197 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,044 - Okay, I don't think anyone wants to listen 198 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,046 to a podcast about tennis. I'm sorry, I don't. 199 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,048 But you know what they do wanna listen to? 200 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,341 Murder. 201 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,985 - Not everyone's obsessed with murder like you. 202 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,970 - Yes, they are. These things sell for millions. 203 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,180 - Millions? - Yes. 204 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,181 "Root of Evil," "Sisters in Crime." 205 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,724 It's like the fucking gold rush. 206 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,684 So unless you know someone that got stabbed 207 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,227 on center court Wimbledon, 208 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,909 then maybe you should forget about tennis. 209 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,401 - Forget about tennis? 210 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,694 Really? - Not forget. 211 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,654 You know what I mean. - Forget about tennis? 212 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,823 You want me to just forget my whole life? 213 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,092 - You think I don't see you sitting 214 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,951 on the toilet watching old YouTube videos 215 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,661 of the day you beat Federer? 216 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,246 Do you really think that's healthy? 217 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,099 - Do you think it's healthy to spend every night 218 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,084 with a bunch of dead people? Because I don't. 219 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,086 - Uh, maybe I wouldn't have to if we actually 220 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,962 did something once in a while. 221 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,315 The biggest thing we did in the last three years 222 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,257 is go buy a toilet that costs 150 bucks. 223 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,009 - Okay, so that's what this is about. 224 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,403 Why didn't you just say that? It's about money. 225 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,596 I'm sorry I didn't get you the fucking Toto, babe. 226 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,847 - It's not about the Toto. 227 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,075 - I'm sorry it doesn't spray up your ass. 228 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,433 - It's not about the Toto! 229 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,119 - So why do you keep talking about money, then? 230 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,871 - I'm not! You brought it up. You're making it about money. 231 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,456 Money's not the problem. What happened to us? 232 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,982 We used to be the cool, fun tennis couple. 233 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,734 We used to support each other. 234 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,528 We were gonna conquer the world together. 235 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,029 Like, what the fuck happened? 236 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,465 - Okay, so what you're saying is, I'm the problem. 237 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,949 - Oh, my God. 238 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,343 - I'm the problem 'cause I failed, right? 239 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,220 - You always do this. - Yeah, yeah, I failed you. 240 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,453 I got hurt. 241 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,788 Then I got my ass fired, 242 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,057 and now I can't get you the mansion 243 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,916 like all your fancy fucking friends. 244 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,102 - Oh. - You knew who you married. 245 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,252 - You know what, I didn't, 246 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,733 because you're not the guy I married. 247 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,842 - What did you say? 248 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,152 - You're obviously the guy I married. 249 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,904 That's not what I meant. - That's what you said. 250 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,513 - I know that, but that's not how... 251 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,449 It came out wrong. Come on, please don't do this. 252 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,600 - I'm sorry I'm not the guy you married. 253 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,896 And I'm sorry I got hurt. I'm really sorry. 254 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,666 - Oh, my God, come on. - I'm sorry I got fired. 255 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,150 I'm sorry I have no fucking money. 256 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,318 I'm sorry I'm old. I'm sorry I got no friends. 257 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,571 I'm fucking sorry, okay? 258 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,865 - It came out wrong. Babe, I'm sorry. 259 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,867 Babe, please. 260 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:05,165 - Gonna be a big tennis champ? 261 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,084 Gonna impress your daddy? Gonna impress your wife? 262 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,378 You can't do shit. You can't do it. 263 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,839 You can't fucking do it. You're gonna fucking... 264 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,132 You know, I'm done. 265 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,718 I'm fucking... I'm fucking done! 266 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,303 - The great American art form 267 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,598 isn't music or film or television. 268 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,977 The great American art form is murder. 269 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,897 We watch it. We celebrate it. 270 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:34,527 We obsess over it, and we commit it. 271 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:39,324 What drives someone to murder another human being? 272 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,702 What kind of person could do that? 273 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,262 - Hey, I'm Matt, plumber. 274 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,430 - Hi. - Great. 275 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,515 We need you. Come on in. 276 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,102 - Oh, one sec. Sorry. 277 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,853 Never bring dirt into a home. 278 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,730 That's a priority. 279 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,732 Okay, one more second, Yep, almost done. 280 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,110 - Right down this way. - Great, thanks. 281 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:19,239 - Down the hall here. - Hey, is that, uh, 282 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,408 is that Binghamton? - Yeah, I grew up near there. 283 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,450 - No way. - Yeah. 284 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,868 - Me too. - Really? 285 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,630 - Yeah, they had that great ice cream store. 286 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,372 - Slippy's, oh. - Oh, my God. 287 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,623 - Best mint chip ever. - Right? 288 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,792 - Oh. - Man, small world. 289 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,460 - Can you believe that? - It's nuts. 290 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,646 You wanna... you wanna head back? 291 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,046 - Yeah. Well, uh, toilet awaits. 292 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,565 - Let's do it, yeah. So it's down here. 293 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,717 It's just... it's a gusher. 294 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,385 - Hey. 295 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,345 - Hot plumber. 296 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,680 - I know. 297 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,560 - American Standard is a solid unit. 298 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,437 They try to upsell you on the Toto? 299 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,397 - They did, actually. - They always do. 300 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,940 It's bullshit. 301 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,918 I mean, who needs a toilet for a status symbol, right? 302 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,694 - Yeah, that's exactly what I think. 303 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,654 - Yeah? 304 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,449 Hey, can I ask you something? 305 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,701 - Sure. - I saw that wall out there. 306 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,703 That... that was you, right? 307 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,455 I mean, all those tennis trophies. 308 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,332 - Oh, yeah, yeah, I won a lot of juniors. 309 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,835 - Yeah, no, I remember you. - Really? 310 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,129 - Yeah, you were gonna be, like, the next Agassi, right? 311 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,757 - That's what they said until I blew my knee out. 312 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,718 - Ah, that's a bummer. - Never really made it back. 313 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,136 Yeah. - Yeah. 314 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,387 You know, I play a little. 315 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,972 Nothing like you, just, you know, 316 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,015 I hit with my buddies. 317 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,284 They used to have these great courts 318 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,851 near my apartment in Pomona. 319 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,145 - Pomona? You live in Pomona? That's a drive. 320 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,688 - Oh, no, no, no, I used to. 321 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,940 You know, it got too dangerous. 322 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,109 Someone got attacked in my building. 323 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,737 So I took off, came to LA, 324 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:44,199 you know... for the glamour. 325 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,950 You know? You still hit? 326 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,912 - I coach over at the Beverly Club. 327 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,413 - Oh, wow. 328 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,558 I bet they're glad to have someone as good as you around. 329 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,127 - Yeah, yeah, they're very excited, yeah. 330 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,172 - I don't know, if you ever got time, I'd... 331 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,340 I'd love to hit. 332 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,050 - Uh, sure, yeah. 333 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,593 I mean, I'd kick the shit out of you. 334 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,470 - It would be my honor, you know? 335 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:10,392 All right, you are... 336 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,435 Ready for action. 337 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,437 - Fantastic. - Hey, guys. 338 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,748 Hi, Matt, can you check one more thing 339 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,732 while you're here? - Uh, yeah, sure. 340 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,026 - What's up? - Well... 341 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,277 wait, is that mold? 342 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,321 Ugh, Stachybotrys. 343 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,781 - Stachy what? - Oh. 344 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,241 - It's a type of mold. 345 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,760 You're gonna have to rip the whole thing out. 346 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,868 - Oh, my God. - No, no, no. 347 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,745 The whole thing? - Yeah. 348 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:34,040 - Oh, shit. 349 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,627 - Okay. Um... - This is not good. 350 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,921 - We're gonna be fine. - Mm. 351 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,382 - I'm just curious how much you think that might run us. 352 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,384 - Oh, I... I mean, it's a big job. 353 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:48,513 It's not gonna be cheap. - Yeah, yeah, I figured that. 354 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,765 We're having a little cash-flow situation. 355 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,892 Not a big deal. We're gonna be fine. 356 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,769 But I was just thinking, what... 357 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,147 Would you be up for doing a deal? 358 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,442 How about three months of free tennis lessons 359 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,654 with this guy? - Oh, uh... 360 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,782 - Twice a week? 361 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,246 Elbow up. Head still. 362 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:17,167 Finish high. Kiss the bicep. 363 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,211 - Oh, the student has become the master. 364 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,546 - Nice shot. 365 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,049 - I guess that makes me better than Federer, huh? 366 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,592 - Okay. 367 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,653 - You're gonna have to give me one of your fancy trophies. 368 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:32,807 - Here we go. There it is. 369 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,934 - Okay. - Gotta run. 370 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,770 - Oh! - Try to use your feet. 371 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,064 - You having fun yet? 372 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,902 All right, all right, I surrender. 373 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,695 You win. 374 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,281 - We could go again. - No, man. 375 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:52,160 No, no, no, that was fucking exhausting. 376 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,079 You're so good. 377 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,665 - We'll get you there. - Ah. 378 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,001 - You got a good forehand. - Hmm? 379 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,046 - Backhand is shit. 380 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,800 What's going on there? 381 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:10,428 - They call that Thirsty Thursdays. 382 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,180 This used to be my kingdom. 383 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,017 LA, right? 384 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,727 It's a brutal city, especially when 385 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:21,356 you're pushing 50. I'm just invisible. 386 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,359 - Yeah? Try being a plumber. 387 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,864 - Hey, man, Thirsty Thursday. - Oh, shit. 388 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,200 - Half-price cocktails. What do you say? 389 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,993 - Ah, we're good, thanks. 390 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,596 I'm just in the middle of a lesson right now. 391 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,664 - What's up, brother? - Hey. 392 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,750 - Coach, can I get you for a second? 393 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,672 - Excuse me a second. - Yeah, fine. 394 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,216 - What's up? 395 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,300 - Hey. 396 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,887 I just wanted to say, uh, 397 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,181 I had nothing to do with what went down. 398 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,808 Okay, I didn't ask for your position. 399 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,561 They just, like, gave it to me. - Yeah. 400 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,229 - And I feel really bad about it 401 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,399 because I have been a huge fan of yours. 402 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,985 A long time, coming up, when I was a little kid, 403 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,737 you know? - Yeah, it's fine. 404 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,864 I got Riviera chasing me, Mulholland chasing me. 405 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,574 - Oh, that's great. Fuck yeah. 406 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,843 - Yeah, it's great. - Okay, cool. 407 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:14,993 And you know what? 408 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,369 If that doesn't pan out for you, 409 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,038 I've actually been talking to the club 410 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,416 about keeping you on here as coach emeritus. 411 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,252 - Coach emeritus? 412 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,754 - It's Latin. 413 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,506 It means, like, a respected elder. 414 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,734 - Really? Is that what it means? 415 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,009 - Yeah. 416 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,278 I thought it might be a nice way 417 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,179 to just kick some cash your way and... 418 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,764 - I don't need your fucking cash. 419 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,769 - Okay. 420 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,604 I hear you, big guy. Um... 421 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,984 All right. - Anything else? 422 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,696 - I'll see you around. It's all good. 423 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,963 - Cheers! - Love you guys. 424 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,691 - I wish I was drinking that instead of this shit. 425 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:11,776 - So have you gotten to the part 426 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,885 where he swaps the head? 427 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,429 - Da, da, da, no spoilers, no spoilers. 428 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,681 - That's not a spoiler. 429 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,116 - It is a spoiler 'cause you said "he." 430 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,201 So now I know the killer is a he. 431 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,369 - Well, of course, the killer is he. 432 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,269 It's not a she. Women do not swap heads. 433 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,830 That is not something that... - See you guys later. 434 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,481 - We would do. - Oh, okay. 435 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,774 - Hey. - Tori, Tori. 436 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,318 - Okay, hello. - Does someone have a date? 437 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,238 - No, nobody goes on a date. It's like a Tinder fuck fest. 438 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,865 - That's true. - No, don't say that. 439 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,551 Listen, I had a friend go on a Tinder date. 440 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,910 Everything was going great. 441 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,137 They watched "The Notebook" until he tied her up 442 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,247 and pooped in her mouth. - Was it consensual? 443 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,998 - That's crazy. - No, you're right. 444 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,709 I should just stay here and get drunk 445 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,128 and talk about heads being cut off. 446 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,731 - Okay, what do you even know about this guy, though? 447 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,857 Seriously, don't you wanna meet someone, 448 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:52,984 like, responsible and... and... 449 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,135 - No, no, I prefer the fuck-ups. 450 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,929 They're way more fun. One more thing. 451 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,782 Should I use protection, or should he just pull out? 452 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,200 You know, if I end up on "Dateline," 453 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,476 I can leave a massive DNA trail for you weirdos. 454 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,186 - Yes! Get that DNA! 455 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,938 - The more, the better, honestly. 456 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,314 - Save it, bring it home. 457 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,775 - You're always thinking ahead. - I like that. 458 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,944 - All right, you guys don't get too crazy. 459 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,363 - Okay, do it for us, girl. - Brilliant. 460 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:19,784 - To be young and hot and young. 461 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,119 - She's right, you guys. 462 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,471 Look at us, always sitting around, 463 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,165 drinking wine, talking about vicious murders. 464 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,083 Like, what is wrong with us? 465 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,299 - So after he swapped the heads? 466 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,009 - Yes. - Right. 467 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,052 - Oh! - Oh, shit. 468 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,428 Are you fucking kidding me? 469 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,180 Why are you so fucking good at darts? 470 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,766 - Oh, man, you know, I spent a lot of tequila time here 471 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,851 when my marriage was going under. 472 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,520 Ah, fuck. I jinxed myself. 473 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,606 - You guys didn't make it? 474 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,107 - You know what? We tried. 475 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,402 I mean, we went to therapy, went to Fiji. 476 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,737 Had a baby. 477 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,114 - You had a baby to save your marriage? 478 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,491 Shit. 479 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,344 You're the last guy I should be hanging out with. 480 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,954 - Oh, no, dude, I mean, you know, sorry, it's just... 481 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,123 I'm just being real. 482 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,876 People do crazy shit in a bad marriage. 483 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,130 The lesson is, I should have just let it die. 484 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,717 - I would totally date a guy in prison. 485 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,636 - No, you would not. - I would. 486 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,012 - Explain, explain. 487 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,847 - Like, they're always excited to see you. 488 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,474 You always know where they are. 489 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,934 - Mm. - Oh, yes. 490 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,078 - They can't check out their exes on Insta. 491 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,770 - Mm. - No wet spot. 492 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,397 - Ooh, that one, yep. 493 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,856 - Okay, when you put it like this, 494 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,167 it actually sounds kind of perfect. 495 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,484 - I know. 496 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,628 - I don't know, I feel like affairs 497 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,653 are, like, a lot of work. 498 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:37,862 Like, you gotta delete texts. 499 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,131 You've gotta get rid of your phone, 500 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,466 your laptop, the evidence that leads to them. 501 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,825 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 502 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,827 Okay, okay, so it sounds like someone... you... 503 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,179 Has put a lot of thought into that. 504 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,555 - No, I haven't. - What are you up to? 505 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,747 - I'm having an affair. 506 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,128 - I'm sorry, what? - You called it. 507 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,796 - For, like, six months now. 508 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,649 - Oh, my God, does Simon know? - Well, that's the thing. 509 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,009 He's having one, too, with Val. 510 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,971 - Your bikini waxer? - Yeah. 511 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,140 - Okay, do you and Simon, like, talk about it? 512 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,683 - No, we don't talk about it. - Ew. 513 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,369 - That's weird. - We're not fucking weirdos. 514 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,521 No, we just have quiet, desperate affairs, 515 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,148 right, like normal people. 516 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,525 - Okay, but, babe, that is not normal. 517 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,278 Like, right, guys? I mean... 518 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,782 What? 519 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,368 All three of you are having affairs? 520 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,410 - On and off. 521 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,414 - I'm just saying, you just... 522 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,891 You gotta keep the marriage alive somehow. 523 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,000 - Mm-hmm. - Am I right? 524 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,001 - Yes. - Am I right? 525 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,670 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 526 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,756 - Fuck you. 527 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,008 Oh, fuck you. - Yeah. 528 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,635 Next round's on you, buddy. 529 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,893 - Hey. - Hey. 530 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,853 - Can I get two tequila shots, please? 531 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,980 - Yeah. 532 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,441 - It's a busy night, huh? 533 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,860 It's really... Really rocking in here. 534 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,570 - Yeah, busy is good. 535 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,072 It makes time pass quicker. 536 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,783 - You don't like hanging out with a bunch of drunk guys? 537 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,077 - Depends on the guy. 538 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,998 That's 17. 539 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,500 Thanks. 540 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,711 - Okay, yeah, I got that right here. 541 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:20,840 That's for you, and you can just keep the rest. 542 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,760 - Oh, thank you. 543 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,804 - Thank you. 544 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,223 - Cheers. - Cheers. 545 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,812 Here we go. 546 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,523 - Hey, the bartender is into you. 547 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:37,732 - Oh, bullshit. 548 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,484 I'm the freaking bartender's dad. 549 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,281 - Told ya. 550 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,413 - They swap murders. 551 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:52,956 - Swimming in a circular... 552 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,875 - Still no leads in the case of the serial killer 553 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:59,129 terrorizing Los Angeles, the Westside Ripper, 554 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,589 who has claimed six lives so far, 555 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,758 leaving residents in a state of terror. 556 00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,475 And now an update on a case that has gripped... 557 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,310 - What... uh... 558 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:17,105 - This belong to you? - What is... what happened? 559 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,941 - Like five too many tequila shots, maybe. 560 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,526 - Oh, God, babe. 561 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,111 - Yeah, where... Where do you want him? 562 00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,779 - Here. - Yeah. 563 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,114 - Here, put him... 564 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:27,299 Just, like, lay him or something. 565 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,409 Oh, my gosh. - Okay. 566 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,286 - Thank you for getting him home. 567 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,455 - No problem. He's one of the good guys. 568 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,182 - I mean, so are you. Oh, my God, thank you. 569 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,958 - All right, you sleep that off, buddy. 570 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,585 I'll see you tomorrow. - Bye. 571 00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,172 Babe? 572 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,384 - Hey. - Hi. 573 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,969 - What are you doing here? 574 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,014 - Oh, I live here. 575 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,099 Matt just dropped you off. 576 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,060 - I like that guy. 577 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,979 - Yeah, me too. He's super nice. 578 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,981 - We're both invisible. 579 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,858 - What? 580 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,529 Babe? 581 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,169 - What's gonna happen to us? 582 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,941 - You know, someone once told me to never trust 583 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,110 a plumber with no ass crack. 584 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:50,657 - Yeah, well, I'm just over here 585 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:53,076 trying to break a stereotype. 586 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:55,829 - Mm, that's disappointing, but I respect it. 587 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,497 - Sorry. 588 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,933 What, are you headed back to school? 589 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,167 - Yeah, today, actually. 590 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,003 Gotta cram for my midterms. 591 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:05,296 - Yeah? What do you study? - I'm pre-law. 592 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,091 - Really? - Wow, don't act so surprised. 593 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,676 Don't I look like a lawyer? 594 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,638 - Uh... 595 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,779 Hey, can I ask you something? - Yeah, sure. 596 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:21,067 You've been spending a lot of time with Nathan. 597 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,606 Is he doing okay? - Ah, he's gonna be fine. 598 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,485 Oh, speak of the devil. 599 00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:33,074 All right, I'm gonna head home. 600 00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:36,494 We're throwing tonight. - Darts again? 601 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:40,707 - You wanna come and drive back tomorrow? 602 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,209 - No, no, I don't wanna get in the way 603 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:47,672 of this beautiful blossoming bromance, so... 604 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,050 - Yeah. 605 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,052 Well, uh... 606 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:59,100 You crush those midterms. 607 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,941 Oh! - Very nice. 608 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,651 I'm gonna pee. 609 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,289 - Oh. - Oh. 610 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,916 - Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 611 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,001 - Uh. - Oh, hey. 612 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:27,128 - I'm sorry, sir. That was my fault. 613 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,130 - No, no, we... We met the other night. 614 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:31,966 We were... I came up to the bar to get a shot. 615 00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:35,428 - Oh. Yeah, yeah, I remember. 616 00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:40,600 Um, well, see you. 617 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,642 - See you. 618 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,075 - I told you it would go well. 619 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,411 - Second date Friday! 620 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:23,852 - Nate? 621 00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:28,106 Nate? 622 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:38,158 Okay. 623 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,088 And who's this bitch? 624 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:01,765 Ugh. 625 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:05,393 Are you fucking kidding me? 626 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,896 Unbelie... oh, you're dead. 627 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,857 I'm so sorry. Okay. 628 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,152 Last night? 629 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:19,449 - I'm here at the scene of the brutal slaying 630 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:22,619 of Chloe Lake, a 28-year-old bartender, 631 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,996 in an apartment building in Venice overnight. 632 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,582 Police believe she is the seventh victim 633 00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:31,503 of the serial killer known as the Westside Ripper. 634 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,548 - The Westside Ripper. 635 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,846 - Hey. 636 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,807 I just got bitched out by a six-year-old. 637 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,642 - What time did you get home last night? 638 00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:48,061 - Well, you were asleep and I didn't wanna wake you. 639 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:51,773 - What time did you get in? 640 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:53,566 - What's with all the questions? 641 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,612 You were looking at my laptop? 642 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,531 - Who is she and what the hell is going on? 643 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:04,327 - That is the craziest story. 644 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,496 You won't believe it. - Try me. 645 00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:09,207 - Okay, well, I'm out with Matt last night at the bar. 646 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,209 I go to get drinks, and, boom, 647 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:12,603 that girl comes out of the bathroom. 648 00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:14,879 She bumps into me... I mean, full-on hip checks me. 649 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,589 I say sorry. She says sorry. 650 00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:19,509 I don't think anything of it. She takes off, gone. 651 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:22,262 This morning, I check out the news. 652 00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:25,390 I find out she was murdered last night. 653 00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,684 - So this girl was with you at the bar 654 00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,978 last night before she was killed? 655 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,688 - No, no, she wasn't with me. 656 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:34,399 She bumped into me, and now she's dead. 657 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,945 It's unbelievable. 658 00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:42,699 - Okay, so you... 659 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:45,201 Then you googled her because she was murdered? 660 00:29:45,243 --> 00:29:48,246 - Yeah, I mean, it's weird. 661 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:51,958 It just freaked me out. 662 00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:01,051 - They think it was the Westside Ripper. 663 00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:02,510 - Really? 664 00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:05,597 - I mean, maybe he was at the bar last night. 665 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,932 Maybe you even saw him. Did anyone look suspicious? 666 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,893 - There was one guy she was with. 667 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,227 It looked like a date. 668 00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:12,187 - Okay, no, that wouldn't be him. 669 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,688 - How do you know? 670 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,166 - No serial killer is gonna take someone out in public 671 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,293 and then kill them after. That's not the Ripper's style. 672 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,235 Trust me, I know my serial killers. 673 00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:22,322 And this one is still out there. 674 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,599 - I can't believe that Nathan knew the girl that got killed. 675 00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:33,583 - Oh, no, no, no, he didn't know-know her. 676 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,019 He just accidentally bumped into her. 677 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:38,296 - But, still, that is, like, so creepy. 678 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,631 - It's not that creepy. 679 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,067 It just was a thing that, you know... 680 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,851 - And it wasn't just, like, a regular killer. 681 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,219 I mean, this is the big kahuna. 682 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,346 This is the Westside Ripper. - Yeah, I know who... 683 00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:47,406 - And I bet you anything the cops 684 00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:50,767 are gonna wanna interview him. 685 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:53,645 Uh, the... excuse me, sir. - Okay, I'm... 686 00:30:56,106 --> 00:30:57,399 - Thank you. 687 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,407 - There's been a potential breakthrough 688 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,409 in the recent Westside Ripper murder 689 00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:09,202 of 28-year-old Chloe Lake. 690 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,329 Kelly Monroe has more at the scene. 691 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:12,455 - Thank you, Lynette. 692 00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,416 Police sources here have revealed 693 00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:17,419 that the killer left something behind in this alley... 694 00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:24,217 - Ava, where are you... 695 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,095 Oh, my God. 696 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,265 - Hey, Google, call Nathan's cell. 697 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:32,017 Call Nathan's cell. 698 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,601 Pick up, pick up, pick up! 699 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,565 Come on! 700 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:48,658 - Hey, brother. - Hey. 701 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,910 - How's it looking? - Yeah, pretty good. 702 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:55,790 - I got the craziest story for you from the other night. 703 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,758 You're not gonna believe it. 704 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:06,509 So I come out... - Nate. 705 00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,136 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 706 00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,739 Can you help me with something in the bedroom real quick? 707 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,240 - Yeah, sure, one sec. - No, now, actually. 708 00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:13,350 I just need you super fast. Hey, Matt. 709 00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:14,476 - Hey. - Just... 710 00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,561 Come here. 711 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:17,979 - Okay. 712 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,023 - Hey. - Hey. 713 00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:23,443 What's going on? - Yeah. 714 00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:26,613 - Jesus, what is it? Are you okay? 715 00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:27,864 - I need you to stay calm 716 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:28,924 so I can show you something real quick. 717 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,408 Okay? - Okay. 718 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,290 - Kelly Monroe has more. - I love Kelly Monroe. 719 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:34,371 - It's not about her. - Thanks, Lynette. 720 00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,456 Police sources here have revealed 721 00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:39,584 that the killer left something behind in this alley... 722 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,003 A blood-soaked blue bootie... 723 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,630 - Yeah. - There it is. 724 00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:46,716 - Worn over shoes by a variety of home-service providers. 725 00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:48,343 LAPD forensics is working on... 726 00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,264 - Yeah. 727 00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:58,853 - That doesn't... 728 00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,147 I mean, what are you saying? 729 00:33:01,189 --> 00:33:03,125 - Did Matt notice the girl at the bar the other night? 730 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,526 - What girl? - The... 731 00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:07,570 The DB, the dead body, the girl that was murdered. 732 00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:09,072 - He left right after she did. 733 00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,782 - Oh, my God, he followed her. Holy shit. 734 00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:12,450 Oh, my God, okay, okay. 735 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,994 Matt showed up this morning with scratches 736 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:17,205 all over his arms. - What? 737 00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:20,000 - Yes, yes, big, red, angry, new scratches, okay? 738 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,210 And he said his cat did it. 739 00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:25,755 - I don't think he has a cat. - Mm. 740 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:28,341 I'm telling you, it's Matt. 741 00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:31,636 Matt is the Westside Ripper. I know my killers. 742 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:34,139 It is him, and he is right there. 743 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,975 - But he can't be. It can't be. 744 00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:38,309 - Okay, do you wanna... 745 00:33:38,351 --> 00:33:39,745 Do you wanna just go in and ask him? 746 00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:41,747 Because he has the same blue booties as the killer. 747 00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:43,231 He followed the girl out of the bar, 748 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,959 and an hour later, she was stabbed 37 times, 749 00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,526 and then he waltzes in this morning 750 00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,236 with don't-kill-me scratches on his arms 751 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,363 from his imaginary cat. - Okay. 752 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,448 - What more do you want? 753 00:33:51,489 --> 00:33:52,925 - I've hung out with him a dozen times. 754 00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:55,076 - Mm. - He's just a normal guy. 755 00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:56,804 - Okay, do you think Ted Bundy wore a T-shirt... 756 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,288 "I fuck corpses"? - I beg you. 757 00:33:58,329 --> 00:34:00,457 You gotta stop listening to these podcasts, please. 758 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,310 - What do you guys talk about? How well do you know him? 759 00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,270 What's... what's going on with your little friend over there? 760 00:34:04,294 --> 00:34:05,771 - What do you mean? We talk all the time. 761 00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:07,398 - What do you talk about? - Just normal stuff, guy stuff. 762 00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:08,423 - Like what? What? 763 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,091 - Well, he told me he's got a kid. 764 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:12,260 Dating in LA, you know, it sucks. 765 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:15,096 He used to live in Pomona. - Pomona. 766 00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,766 Okay, what'd he say about that? Anything? 767 00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:19,934 What? What? What? 768 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,313 - He said he moved to Los Angeles 769 00:34:23,355 --> 00:34:26,191 because someone got attacked in his apartment building. 770 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,651 - Shut up. Are you serious? 771 00:34:28,693 --> 00:34:30,570 Attacked in his building in Pomona? 772 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:31,738 - That's what he said. 773 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:32,965 - Oh, my God, please. Okay, what else? 774 00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:34,532 What else? When was that? 775 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:36,868 - I mean, I think it was, like, two years ago. 776 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,286 - Two years ago, okay. 777 00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:40,246 Hey, Google, search unsolved murders 778 00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:44,292 Pomona apartment building 2021. Okay. 779 00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:45,794 - 24 murders? 780 00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:47,337 What the fuck is up with Pomona? 781 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:49,440 - Wait, we gotta narrow down our suspects here, let's see. 782 00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:51,800 Unsolved murder of 82-year-old Sharon Simpson. 783 00:34:51,841 --> 00:34:53,176 That's... that's not a thing. 784 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:57,347 He murders really young, hot brunettes like... 785 00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:59,224 Like this one. 786 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,143 Murder in apartment building, 242 Park Street. 787 00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,871 Police found the victim, Nicole Gibson, stabbed. 788 00:35:03,895 --> 00:35:05,271 That is the girl from Pomona. 789 00:35:05,313 --> 00:35:06,666 - Okay, type in the address. - That is just... 790 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:07,982 - Do bird's eye... - Okay. 791 00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:09,442 - 'Cause he said that... - Oh, gosh. 792 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,170 - His apartment building was next to some tennis courts. 793 00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,112 - Okay, bird's eye. 794 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,530 - Yeah. - Tennis courts. 795 00:35:13,571 --> 00:35:15,007 You mean those tennis courts? Oh, my God. 796 00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:16,324 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God. 797 00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:17,575 - Oh, shit. 798 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,786 - It is him. I knew it. - Lower your voice. 799 00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:21,347 - He killed this girl in Pomona, and now he's here. 800 00:35:21,371 --> 00:35:23,164 He's the Westside fucking Ripper. 801 00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:25,017 I guess he didn't find me attractive enough to kill, 802 00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:26,167 but whatever. - Oh, really? 803 00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:27,544 Really? - I'm just saying. 804 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:28,896 - I'm sure there'll be other serial killers 805 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,147 that find you hot enough to kill. 806 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:31,423 - I'm just saying. 807 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:33,174 - Why would he just mention Pomona? 808 00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:34,384 He just volunteered it. 809 00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:36,011 - Because he's getting off on it. 810 00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:37,071 He is gloating. This is what they do. 811 00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:38,972 I know these guys. 812 00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:41,016 BTK, Zodiac, they love to secretly boast 813 00:35:41,057 --> 00:35:42,368 that no one can actually catch them. 814 00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:43,727 Think about it. Think about it. 815 00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:46,354 To the outside world, Matt is just the toilet guy, 816 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,856 but deep inside, he has a secret... 817 00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:49,607 A huge, powerful secret. 818 00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:51,109 I mean, can you imagine if they knew 819 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:53,111 he was the Westside Ripper? - Hey, guys? 820 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:54,529 - Hey. - Hey. 821 00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:55,905 - Hi. - Hi. 822 00:35:57,532 --> 00:36:01,077 - Uh, sorry, I'm just headed out, but, um, 823 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,288 what did you want to tell me back there? 824 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:04,581 - Hmm? 825 00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,752 - What was it I was gonna... - Mm. 826 00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:10,962 - Yeah, back there. 827 00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:13,423 - I... - Before? 828 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,258 - When we were back there? - Yeah. 829 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,802 - Hmm. What did you... 830 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:19,721 - I have... you know, it's crazy. 831 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:20,889 I have no idea. 832 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,350 - Oh, my God, babe. - No idea? 833 00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:24,577 - He does this all the time now. 834 00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:25,852 I'm worried. 835 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,038 - Oh, no, we'll get it worked on. 836 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:29,147 - Call the doctor for you. - Yeah. 837 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,066 - You'll get old like this guy. 838 00:36:31,107 --> 00:36:35,070 - Well, listen, in that case, 839 00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:36,571 I got some bad news. 840 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:38,865 - Mm-hmm. 841 00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:43,578 - The last hot water pipe, it's leaking. 842 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,580 - Oh. - Look, I tried to patch it. 843 00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:47,791 - We're gonna have to change it out. 844 00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:48,917 I just didn't wanna... 845 00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:50,168 - Oh, my God. - Sure. 846 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,270 - You guys to curse me when I'm gone, you know? 847 00:36:51,294 --> 00:36:52,420 - You? - We would... 848 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:53,546 - We would... 849 00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:54,732 - You're the last person we would curse. 850 00:36:54,756 --> 00:36:55,799 - Never. 851 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,026 - Okay, well, you know, I'll... 852 00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:58,718 I'll pick one up, bring it back tomorrow. 853 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,345 - Yeah. - All right? 854 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,472 You know, it's gonna cost you a few more lessons. 855 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:03,682 - Absolutely. 856 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,975 - And just... just call me if you wanna throw. 857 00:37:06,017 --> 00:37:08,770 - Sure. - Yeah? 858 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:12,774 - Is he going? - He's walking. 859 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,275 He's leaving. - Okay. 860 00:37:14,317 --> 00:37:15,544 - He's leaving. He's leaving. - Just keep an eye on him. 861 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,113 I'll call 911, get a SWAT team on his ass. 862 00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:25,370 - What the hell are you doing? 863 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:27,622 - Let's think this through. 864 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:29,791 - Think this... what the fu... What does that mean? 865 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,960 We have a fucking serial killer in our house. 866 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,503 He could come back any second. 867 00:37:33,545 --> 00:37:35,690 - I know, I know, but someone is gonna jump on this, okay? 868 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:37,132 You can call 911. 869 00:37:37,173 --> 00:37:38,192 And, sure, he's gonna get arrested. 870 00:37:38,216 --> 00:37:39,592 There'll be a trial. 871 00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:41,070 Someone will write a book about this, guaranteed. 872 00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:42,721 - This isn't one of your podcasts. 873 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,931 - But it is. 874 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:47,392 It is exactly like one of my podcasts, 875 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,728 except it's happening to us. 876 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:53,648 What if we do it? 877 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,584 What if-what if we make a podcast about this together, 878 00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,652 you and me? We... we own this story. 879 00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:59,154 - You're out of your fucking mind. 880 00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:00,405 - No, think about it. 881 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,157 We could bring him in on it. 882 00:38:02,198 --> 00:38:03,616 - Bring the killer in on what? 883 00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:05,285 - The podcast. We force him to do it. 884 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:06,846 Oh, my God, this has never been done before. 885 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:09,414 - Yeah, you know why? Because he'd fucking kill us. 886 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,374 - No, no, he will not kill us, 887 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,376 because that's the beauty of it. 888 00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:14,919 We will stop him from killing. 889 00:38:14,961 --> 00:38:17,630 We will say, "Sir, no more killing or we go to the cops." 890 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:19,174 No one ever gets hurt ever again, 891 00:38:19,215 --> 00:38:20,383 and that's because of us. 892 00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:22,052 - Okay, so we force him to do a podcast, 893 00:38:22,093 --> 00:38:23,887 "My Plumber, The Serial Killer." 894 00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:25,555 And then, after a few months, 895 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:28,350 we secretly turn him over to the cops when we're done. 896 00:38:28,391 --> 00:38:29,934 - Exactly, yes, except we call it 897 00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:31,478 "A Murderer Speaks." 898 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:34,147 No, no, no, no, we call it "The Westside Ripper Speaks." 899 00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:36,208 Whatever, something like that. I mean, we're gonna brand it. 900 00:38:36,232 --> 00:38:37,776 Oh, my God, this is gonna go viral. 901 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:39,277 And we'll make him answer. 902 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:41,696 You know, why does he do it? How? Why doesn't he quit? 903 00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:43,382 Everything, straight from the mouth of a serial killer 904 00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:44,699 who's still out there. 905 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:46,534 Oh, my God, we'll disguise his voice. 906 00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:49,120 People are gonna go nuts. This is gonna change our lives! 907 00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,747 - You really think the Westside Ripper 908 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,165 is gonna do this? 909 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:53,893 - Okay, either he does a podcast or he goes to prison 910 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,586 for the rest of his life. What would you choose? 911 00:38:56,628 --> 00:38:58,129 - What would I do? - Yeah. 912 00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:02,217 Look, you can... You can call 911, 913 00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:03,593 but how are you gonna feel? 914 00:39:03,635 --> 00:39:04,987 How are you gonna feel when the girl from "Serial" 915 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:07,389 shows up, or "Crime Junkie," or "Sisters in Crime"? 916 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:08,807 And then it's their story. 917 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,226 It's not ours anymore. Sure, they'll interview us. 918 00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:12,686 We'll have our little five minutes, 919 00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:14,413 but that'll be it, and then, you, me, and this baby 920 00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:16,248 are gonna have to go live in a one-bedroom apartment 921 00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,541 because we can't afford the mortgage. 922 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:18,983 You're gonna go back to red ball. 923 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:21,319 I'll go back to sitting in an empty open house, 924 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,862 you know, hustling for 3% 925 00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:24,256 while I'm sitting there having sexual fantasies 926 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,408 about my buyers. - Wait, you what? 927 00:39:26,449 --> 00:39:27,718 - I don't... I don't know why I said that. 928 00:39:27,742 --> 00:39:29,011 I'm pregnant and saying crazy shit. 929 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:30,412 I mean... 930 00:39:30,453 --> 00:39:32,622 - You have sexual fantasies about your buyers? 931 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:35,083 - Okay, babe, do you know we're the only couple stupid enough 932 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,501 not to be having affairs? 933 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:39,004 - Is that true? 934 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:41,006 - Listen, let's do this, 935 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:44,134 you and me together, please. 936 00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:47,512 We are good people, okay? 937 00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:50,598 We have played by the rules and look where it got us. 938 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,144 But now, finally... Finally, some good luck. 939 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:56,730 A serial killer has fallen into our laps. 940 00:39:56,771 --> 00:39:58,023 - That's good luck? 941 00:39:58,064 --> 00:39:59,904 - Yes, God put him in our kitchen for a reason. 942 00:39:59,941 --> 00:40:01,544 - We should be thanking God that that fucker 943 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:03,486 hasn't killed us, not for bringing him 944 00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:04,946 into our lives. - Come on, please. 945 00:40:04,988 --> 00:40:06,448 - No. 946 00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:12,953 No. 947 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:28,136 - 911 is calling me. - Answer it, tell them. 948 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,557 - Someone called 911 from this number. 949 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:35,685 Is there an emergency? 950 00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:43,902 Hello? Is everything okay? 951 00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:46,529 Is there an emergency? 952 00:40:46,571 --> 00:40:49,032 Hello? Is everything okay? 953 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,419 - Hey. - Hey. 954 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:50,885 Man, great spot. 955 00:41:50,927 --> 00:41:53,680 - Right? 956 00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:55,515 - You good? - Oh, yeah. 957 00:41:55,557 --> 00:41:56,891 You? - Yeah. 958 00:41:56,933 --> 00:41:58,977 All right, show me what you got. 959 00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:03,314 How'd you find this place? 960 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:11,406 - I didn't really ask you to go out here to surf. 961 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:12,741 - Oh, yeah? 962 00:42:12,782 --> 00:42:16,327 What... what are we doing here? 963 00:42:18,955 --> 00:42:21,332 - I wanted you to see that no one was around. 964 00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:23,293 - Uh. 965 00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:25,587 - No one's watching. No one's listening. 966 00:42:25,628 --> 00:42:28,423 - All right. - It's just us. 967 00:42:28,465 --> 00:42:31,593 - I'm not wearing a wire. You can pat me down. 968 00:42:31,634 --> 00:42:33,261 - Check you for... 969 00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:35,305 Why would I wanna do that? 970 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:39,517 - I know who you are. 971 00:42:41,353 --> 00:42:42,937 - Who I am? 972 00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:46,816 - A serial killer. 973 00:42:49,652 --> 00:42:51,404 The Westside Ripper. 974 00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:04,417 - All right, this is a... 975 00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:06,002 This is a joke, right? 976 00:43:07,837 --> 00:43:10,006 - Don't worry, I'm not gonna turn you in. 977 00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,430 I have a proposition for you. 978 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:29,878 both: Nice shot, Dad!